Friday, August 13, 2010

Funniest headline fails - by Monica

I graduated college two months ago with a degree in journalism, and from all those journalism classes I took, I learned how important a headline is in a news story. Headlines grab a reader's attention, make them want to read the rest of the article. How many times have you based if you wanted to read something off of what it was titled? Another rule we learned about headlines -- be careful of double entendres. I guess these reporters didn't take the same classes I did -- but it sure made from some funny headlines! I do have to admit, some of these headlines are creative though and would make someone read the story (like the one about "Skywalkers"). So, this blog post is for anyone who is in need of a laugh today.

I found these headlines on thehuffingtonpost.com, funnypicblast.com and innocentenglish.com

- Tiger Woods plays with his own balls, Nike says
- Police arrest everyone on February 22nd
- A-Rod goes deep, Wang hurt
- Colleagues finger billionaire
- Federal agents raid gun shop, find weapons
- Skywalkers in Korea cross Han Solo (which is an article about people walking solo across a wire strung high over Han River)
- Missippi literacy program promotes improvement (They spelled Mississippi wrong!)
- Statistics show teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25
- Threats disrupt plans to meet about the threats
- Hospitals are sued by 7 foot doctors
- Arson suspect is held in Massachusetts fire
- Kids make nutritious snacks
- New study of obesity looks for larger test group
- Man struck by lightning faces battery charge
- Red tape holds up new bridge
- If strike isn’t settled quickly, it may last a while
- Miners refuse to work after death
- Two sisters reunited after 18 Years in checkout counter
- Anyone who breaks the law is at risk of being arrested
- Quarter of a million Chinese live on water
- House passes gas tax onto senate
- Grandmother of eight makes hole in one

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